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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight..

Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'





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An old man and woman were married for many years,
Even though they loved each other.
When they had a confrontation, screaming and
Yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die,
I will dig my way up and out of the grave
And come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic,
Because of the many strange occurrences
That took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake.


After the burial,Her neighbors, concerned for her safety,
asked,"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to
Dig his way up and out of the grave and come back
To haunt you for the rest of your life?"

"Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......"

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Favourite photographer: CLAIRE FORSTER. my friend Sam and my friend's friend Jeremy. myself. haha.
Favourite style of art: surrealism, traditional, digital.
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Skin of choice: i'd like to stay in my own skin thanks :3
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tsigtoe Featured By Owner May 22, 2010  Student Filmographer
Thanks a lot for the watch<3 i appreciate a lot! /D
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gargoylesarehigh Featured By Owner May 22, 2010  Student General Artist
you're welcome! YDI! you're awesome :)
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99SkullsOnTheWall Featured By Owner May 12, 2010   Photographer
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gargoylesarehigh Featured By Owner May 14, 2010  Student General Artist
OMG nice signature.
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gargoylesarehigh Featured By Owner May 14, 2010  Student General Artist
and i forgot to say TANKS.
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gargoylesarehigh Featured By Owner May 14, 2010  Student General Artist
HOLY CRAP HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA LOL YOU MADE MY DAY :"D
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99SkullsOnTheWall Featured By Owner May 12, 2010   Photographer
with two sets of extra arms...
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